When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."

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Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

Question: How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?

Answer: Fear of utility bills.

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First law of Laboratories: Hot glass and cold glass look alike!

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Question: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Answer: H-two-O-CUBED

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Question: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?

Answer: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe

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Susan was in chemistry. Susan is no more, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"

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A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.

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A guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: "I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!" So everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one person stays. The guy comes up to him and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!" And the other guy says: "No, I am not scared, I am e^x."

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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

– Albert Einstein

many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.

If you didn't get the joke, you probably didn't understand the science behind it. If this is the case, it's a chance for you to learn.